Tall Tales

A 6'3" perspective on life

Ugly ugly ‘fitness’ shoes December 15, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Stilts @ 12:08 am

I am baffled the Sketcher Shape-Up shoes exist and even more baffled that they’re flying off the shelves.  They look like the shoes you wear when one leg is longer than the other. The reason I’m blogging about these on “Tall Tales” is because these shoes also look like platform shoes, which I (and other tall people) will never have to wear.  Ok, it’s a stretch but I felt like writing about these so I’m manipulating it to fit my blog.

Julie Deardorff, a Chicago Tribune reporter, recently blogged about these hideous “Fitness shoes” and said that although they “contain an unstable sole which causes the muscles to work a little harder as they try to stabilize the body, … there’s little-if any—credible scientific evidence that these new fitness shoes provide a higher level of muscle engagement.”

So really, people are wearing these to get buff and beautiful and are not only NOT reaping the benefits, they’re also resorting to ugly footwear.

Is anyone out there really buying into these?

 

Suri Cruise’s high heels December 13, 2009

Filed under: Did that seriously just happen? — Stilts @ 9:52 am

She’s three years old and wears higher heels than I do at 26?  I think I need to start taking fashion tips from Suri Cruise.  The majority of the blogosphere thinks it’s weird and health professionals are criticizing Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise for allowing her to wear them, but if 3-year-old Suri can rock the heels, methinks I should as well.

Ok, I’m only half kidding about taking fashion advice from her.  And I do think it’s strange that she wears these outside the house in her OWN size!  It’s normal for a little girl to play dress-up and wear her mommy’s oversized heels around the house while showing off her pink-feathered boa, but to have her very own pair of high heels and wear them OUTSIDE the house crosses the line.  I think that perfectly explains the difference between celebrity kids and the rest of the public.

 

Best tall girl Halloween costume! December 12, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Stilts @ 9:45 am

My friends and I were talking about my freakishly long spaghetti arms last night and I compared myself to Gumby. It only took a few seconds for one of them to suggest it as a Halloween costume.  Now I can’t WAIT for Oct. 31, 2010!!!

 

 
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